G A It may sound stupid when I say it out loud G A Like I'm just jealous of his silver cloud G A He looks real good he drinks diet Coke G A He gets his NME's sent by air not boat D I wish I was him G A He gets the women at his feet D With all his cool friends G A He gets his records for free D I wish I was him G A He has no enemies D G A I wish I was him G He's got six different flannel shirts A Airwalks not thongs G A He even understands the words to Pavement songs G A He's got his new guitar toys G A He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys D I wish I was him G A He gets the women at his feet D With all his cool friends G A He gets his records for free D I wish I was him G A He has no enemies D G A I wish I was him G A I feel much better now I've let it all out G A He's got big biceps and a masculine shout G A I don't want to sound like I'm trying to be mean G A But he plays guitar much faster than me D I wish I was him G A He gets the women at his feet D With all his cool friends G A He gets his records for free D I wish I was him G A He has no enemies D G A I wish I was him D I wish I was him G A He gets the women at his feet D With all his cool friends G A He gets his records for free D I wish I was him G A He has no enemies D G A I wish I was him D G A I wish I was him